BREAKING: It’s Official … Nobel “Peace” Prize Now Even Less Valuable Than A “Cracker Jack Prize”
Oh, there’ll be no living with him now. He’s the “Messiah” again.
A handful of “America sucks, so, I apologize” speeches, ChicagObamaOlympics FAIL, Gitmo-still-open, troops in Iraq, Afghanistan slipping away, no ObamaCare passed, cap-and-trade with a cap in it’s ass, slipping poll numbers … nine months in the biggest news are the Commies, pedophile, tax-cheat shitheads he has ’surrounded’ himself with as Czars. Yeah, I guess he fits the Nobel committee’s qualifications for the damn prize. God knows he doesn’t fit the qualifications for POTUS, but we’re stuck with him.
Oh, and this little shit piece of hardwear and whatever bucks come with it is probably the reason he’s letting troops die in A-stan. Not looking for him to do much more there either …
FOX:
RAW DATA: Nobel Peace Prize Citation for Obama
Full text of the announcement on Friday by the Norwegian Nobel Committee
The following is the text of the announcement on Friday by the Norwegian Nobel Committee giving the Nobel Peace Prize to President Barack Obama:
“The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.
“Obama has as president created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Obama’s initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronting. Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened.
“Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future. His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population.
“For 108 years, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has sought to stimulate precisely that international policy and those attitudes for which Obama is now the world’s leading spokesman. The Committee endorses Obama’s appeal that “Now is the time for all of us to take our share of responsibility for a global response to global challenges.”
President Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize
By KARL RITTER and MATT MOORE
OSLO – President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples,” the Norwegian Nobel Committee said, citing his outreach to the Muslim world and attempts to curb nuclear proliferation.
The stunning choice made Obama the third sitting U.S. president to win the Nobel Peace Prize and shocked Nobel observers because Obama took office less than two weeks before the Feb. 1 nomination deadline. Obama’s name had been mentioned in speculation before the award but many Nobel watchers believed it was too early to award the president.
Speculation had focused on Zimbabwe’s Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai, a Colombian senator and a Chinese dissident, along with an Afghan woman’s rights activist.
The Nobel committee praised Obama’s creation of “a new climate in international politics” and said he had returned multilateral diplomacy and institutions like the U.N. to the center of the world stage. The plaudit appeared to be a slap at President George W. Bush from a committee that harshly criticized Obama’s predecessor for resorting to largely unilateral military action in the wake of the Sept. 11 terror attacks.
Rather than recognizing concrete achievement, the 2009 prize appeared intended to support initiatives that have yet to bear fruit: reducing the world stock of nuclear arms, easing American conflicts with Muslim nations and strengthening the U.S. role in combating climate change.
“Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future,” Thorbjoern Jagland, chairman of the Nobel Committee said. “In the past year Obama has been a key person for important initiatives in the U.N. for nuclear disarmament and to set a completely new agenda for the Muslim world and East-West relations.”
He added that the committee endorsed “Obama’s appeal that ‘Now is the time for all of us to take our share of responsibility for a global response to global challenges.’”
President Theodore Roosevelt won the award in 1906 and President Woodrow Wilson won in 1919.
The committee chairman said after awarding the 2002 prize to former Democratic President Jimmy Carter, for his mediation in international conflicts, that it should be seen as a “kick in the leg” to the Bush administration’s hard line in the buildup to the Iraq war.
Five years later, the committee honored Bush’s adversary in the 2000 presidential election, Al Gore, for his campaign to raise awareness about global warming.
The Nobel committee received a record 205 nominations for this year’s prize though it was not immediately apparent who nominated Obama.
“The exciting and important thing about this prize is that it’s given too someone … who has the power to contribute to peace,” Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg said.
Nominators include former laureates; current and former members of the committee and their staff; members of national governments and legislatures; university professors of law, theology, social sciences, history and philosophy; leaders of peace research and foreign affairs institutes; and members of international courts of law.
The Nelson Mandela Foundation welcomed the award on behalf of its founder Nelson Mandela, who shared the 1993 Peace Prize with then-South African President F.W. DeKlerk for their efforts at ending years of apartheid and laying the groundwork for a democratic country.
“We trust that this award will strengthen his commitment, as the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, to continue promoting peace and the eradication of poverty,” the foundation said.
In his 1895 will, Alfred Nobel stipulated that the peace prize should go “to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses.”
Unlike the other Nobel Prizes, which are awarded by Swedish institutions, he said the peace prize should be given out by a five-member committee elected by the Norwegian Parliament. Sweden and Norway were united under the same crown at the time of Nobel’s death.
The committee has taken a wide interpretation of Nobel’s guidelines, expanding the prize beyond peace mediation to include efforts to combat poverty, disease and climate change.

Okay, I am late to the party, but these are some people the Farce, sorry the Nobel Committee who passed over for the Peace Prize:
– Two Formerly Jailed Chinese dissidents
– Female Afghan doctor who is outspoken for women’s rights and has been threatened for questioning Sharia law.
– Zimbabwean opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai
– Colombian politician who helped secure the release of 16 hostages and was kidnapped herself ten years ago.
The Nobel people say it was Obama’s mostly pre-presidential rhetoric that brought him the award —his attempt to bridge the divide between Muslims and the West. By what apologizing, bootlicking and bowing to the Saudis?
“Pre-Presidential Rhetoric” – I love this. Let me apply this at my job. When I was interviewed last year, I said I would bring my employer solutions to their vendor problems that “potentially” could save the company thousands of dollars annually. Well, I think based on that potential I should have been promoted right then and there.
Why doesn’t the Nobel Committee strap on the brass balls and say “We didn’t like Bush-Cheney, so here you go next President is your peace prize.”
One more thing and then I will shut up. Ronald Reagan brought down the Berlin Wall and the Soviet Union, peaceably. Where is his Peace Prize? They gave to President Jimmah.